Never Let a Polygamist Work On Your House

If you were waiting for the news to just come out and say it, your wait is over. Brian David Mitchell, the man suspected of abducting Elizabeth Smart, still considers the 15-year-old his wife and loves her. It has also been revealed to the public that Mitchell is an ex-communicated Mormon, and that he does not consider Elizabeth's disappearance a kidnapping, but a ''call from God.''

I just rememered that some of the polygamists that I met in Utah had the last name of Mitchell. Hmmm, they're probably related! Rest assured, I never met this guy.

Avril Levine pics (sic)

Someone came here looking for pictures of Avril Lavigne, but obviously couldn't find them. So if you came here for that, click the link above and note that the correct spelling is, Avril Lavigne.