Gary Milner War Update:

As many of you may or may not have heard, the US Marines, have trained dolphins to look for anti-ship mines. You can guess what has happened before you even read this article. If you are guessing the same thing as this whale, you are wrong.

Here is a quote from the dolphin handler:

"Why would they go missing when they have the best food and daily spruce-ups and health checks?" Two hours later Takoma had gone Awol. "Twenty-four hours is not unusual," a nervous Petty Officer Whitaker said. "After all, he may meet some local company."

My guess is that the dolphin's last words to Petty Officer Whitaker were, "So long and thanks for all the fish."

-Gary Milner

ps. watch the whale video, even if you have seen it before.