Hi everybody! I found this wonderful piece of code floating around the internet and thought you might enjoy live coverage of the war right her on our blog.





NOTHING IS REALLY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW NOW THERE IS A FLASH OF LIGHT OH WAIT, THAT WAS JUST OUR CAMERAMAN LIGHTING A CIGARETTE NOTHING AGAIN LOUD NOISES COULD BE ANTI-AIRCRAFT GUNS NO, WAIT. THAT WAS JUST SOMEONE DROPPING THEIR KEYS THE US GOV. REPORTS THEY HAVE BEGUN RATIONING SNICKERS BARS OUTSIDE OF KUWAIT IN OTHER NEWS, WOLF BLITZER HAS A TUMMY ACHE ANALYSTS HAVE REPORTED THAT SADDAM MIGHT ALREADY BE DEAD OR HE MIGHT BE ALIVE OR HE MIGHT BE IN SAN DIEGO ALL WE KNOW FOR SURE IS THAT SADDAM ENJOYS LISTENING TO EMINEM AND WEARING HATS MISSILES HAVE JUST STRUCK A DAYCARE THE US ARMY HAVE ANNOUNCED THAT THE CHILDREN WERE ARMED WITH CHEMICAL WEAPONS THE DEADLY BABY MENACE HAS BEEN STOPPED ANTI-CHILDREN PARADES IN KUWAIT AND KANSAS CITY WE HAVE STARBUCKS COFFEE HERE, IT IS NICE