Friday, January 27, 2006

Excerpts from the Simpsons

Homer: Are you saying your never going to eat any animal again?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those are all from the same animal.
Homer: Heh, heh heh...ooh...yeh...right, Lisa. A wonderful...magical animal.
Homer (praying), Dear Lord you have been very good to me. As an offering I present these milk and cookies . If you want me to eat them instead, please give me me no sign whatsoever...thy bidding will be done (glomp glomp glomp)

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