OUT AT LAST AFTER 18 YEARS IN THE SLAMMER

Mordecai Vanunu is out. Mordecai is the Israeli guy who spent 18 years in prison (12 years in solitary) for telling the world about Israel's nuclear arsenal. He would have gotten out sooner if he had agreed to never speak about his kidnapping, his prison ordeal, or anything about nuclear weapons. That being said, what do you think he's going to do the first chance he gets now? Here's his story.

After he did his required stint in the military he landed a job in the top secret nuclear works. He was let go after a spell of time because he was fraternizing with the Palestinians which was considered a security risk considering his sensitive job. This must have cheesed him off royally because he left the country and became an Anglican after having been an orthodox Jew. Later when he realized that this did not sufficiently teach the bastards a lesson he decided to spill his guts about the Nuclear arsenal.

He first approached the Sunday Times in London, England . They were delaying the printing of the story presumably because it was sensitive and they must have felt they needed time to check it out . Mordecai got frustrated and went to another newspaper, the Daily Mirror. The editor of the Mirror happened to be Jewish and had close ties with Israel, so he immediately sounds the alarm.

Within hours, Mordecai miraculously meets the most beautiful creature he has seen in his life and even more miraculously she wants him to vacation in Rome with her. Her story was that she was an American and her name was Cindy. What luck eh! They no more that enter Cindy's apartment in Rome when they are joined by burley Mossad Agents with abduction on their mind. And it wasn't Cindy two they were interested in.

The reason Israel didn't want anybody to know about their Nuclear arsenal is because they knew that this would immediately make the Arabs want some too. And even though now everybody knows they have them it's still better not to admit that they have them because this means they're not rubbing the Arabs noses in it. And that's worth it's weight in Gold so to speak.

Oh, and Mordecai , if your reading this, you idiot, that girl Cindy---she set you up.