Breakin The Law, Breakin The Law

I got a $115 ticket today. But don't worry the cop was doing me a favour dropping it from $175. We'll see if Piggy Pete's Bargain Basement Fines can be beaten by the Crown Prosecuter. I get the feeling that the lowest price isn't the law.

You might be wondering what I did. I drove through the bus trap because the gate was open. I'll be going down to see the Crown Prosecuter on Wednesday. My plan is to plead poverty, $30,000 worth of student debt, and the fact that I will most likely be the nicest guy he sees all day.

-Gary Milner,

PS. No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets.