Tuesday, April 27, 2004

Bank Robbery

On Friday, April 23, 2004 at 10:50 AM, a lone male entered
the Scotiabank located at 4805 Centre St. N. He walked up
directly to a bank teller and pushed a customer out of the
way. He verbally demanded money from the teller and also
verbally demanded money from another bank teller, who was
working beside the first teller. He placed the money into a
bag and left the bank via the front doors. The offender made
his getaway in a motor vehicle that was parked on Laycock
Drive NW.

Police are looking for a white male, early 20's in age, 5'7"
-5'9", 150 lbs, slim build, brown hair, with bad complexion.

He was wearing a black ski mask with large eyeholes, black
and gray nylon jacket with red trim, and wearing light gray
coloured gloves.


My only question is this: How did they know he had a bad complexion if he was wearing a black ski mask?

I've always wanted to rob a bank, but I figure that it would be hard to get enough money to make it worth your while. Especially because banks really hate it when you steal their money, not that they have any misgivings about stealing yours.

When you do get caught, and you always do, banks have the resources to really lower the boom on you too. Banks have been controlling the people making laws for hundreds of years, and so the cards are really stacked against the robbers.

-Gary Milner,

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