My New Job: This Time It's Personal

I got hired to do landscaping. It pays $10.00 / hour, and it doesn't involve using a phone. It turns out that the lady at the truck stop decided to give someone who already worked there a promotion. She said that I would probably be better and more interesting to talk to, but that she wanted to be loyal to her current employees and promote from within.

It turns out that I will probably make more money doing landscaping because I will be able to get just about as many hours as I want with the landscaping outfit. He seems like he will be very willing to give me time off when I need it, so I'll be there for the family reunion and I'll still be able to get my wisdom teeth out on friday.

-Gary Milner