Just remember, libary, it's pronounced libary.

I was going to a panel discussion entitled "Libraries are important" and the lady who was at the door asked me if I was there for the libary discussion! I couldn't believe it. Here I was at the door to a room full of well over 35 librarians and this lady couldn't even say library. I felt like saying, "Please spell libary then spell library then look for both of them in a dictionary."

Maybe she is a lesbian. I heard that they have a hard time with their r's.

ps. The lisp only shows up sometimes. I always sort of figured you were doing it on purpose.
pps. ROTFL!