Tuesday, August 10, 2004

Watch Out For Forks

Tracie threw a fork at my head the other day, and it drew blood. I was just laying there, and wham!!!!, out of the blue I get a fork in the head. It really hurt and it bled a lot. For some reason, head wounds bleed like crazy.

When I got my bandage off, I expected to see four tiny tine holes, but apparently the corner of the fork hit me and there was only one little hole. It didn't stick in my head, or I would have gotten a picture.

Anyway if you see Tracie and she has a fork, watch out, even if you are not doing anything to bother her. She just might go plumb loco and throw it at you.

-Gary Milner

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