There is no P in my arking lot

Oh wait, yes there is, we saw a guy adding some last night.

Tracie and I were getting our free pizza from Pannago last night, when we saw and heard a guy taking a leak in the parking lot of the Mall by our house. Luckily for you and for him, I didn't have my camera. I would have run over and taken a picture of him and posted it here. Think of how artistic it could have been. Some guy peeing a waterfall.

-Gary Milner, Big Internet Superstar