My friend James posted this in a shout out, but I wanted to make sure that everybody who comes here sees it.
I took my friend Amanda downtown to take care of a speeding ticket Wednesday morning. It was pretty crowded, but we got their early, waited.
She was going 41 in the 30 (playground zone), and the ticket was just over $80 (which sounds low, but it said apparently even said "Playground Zone" on the ticket). So she sees the prosecutor.
Him: I have some bad news.
Her: ...
Him: Know, I don't want you to cry, but
Her: ...
Him: I think 11 kilometers over doesn't show enough tolerance, so I'm going to withdraw it. You're free to go. Have a merry Christmas.
Her: ...
Another ticket bites the dust. God bless the system.
James (who also advocates stealing music and movies, but doesn't steal movies because he is a sucker for Dolby surround sound)
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