I Am Learning How to Play the Bassoon

Here is a list of words garunteed to make anything you say 10X funnier.

aardvark
apricot
arglebargle
asymptote
babushka
badger
bafflegab
balderdash
balloon
ballyhoo
bamboozle
banana
bandicoot
bassoon
beverage
booger
boondoggle
brouhaha
bugaboo
bumhug
bushwhack
buttocks
cack
cactus
chink
chutney
cock
cockapoo
collywobbles
cookie
cow
crack
Crackle
didgeridoo
discombobulate
duck
easel
filibuster
flabbergast
flapdoodle
foofaraw
functor
fungible
gherkin
gibbon
glockenspiel
gnu
gruntfuttock
gusset
haggis
hats
heebie-jeebies
hootenanny
hornswoggle
Hottentot
hullabaloo
humdinger
hydraulic
inherently
kerfuffle
kiosk
kumquat
Labradoodle
marzipan
mollycoddle
mongoose
moniker
mulligrubs
nifty
nincompoop
noodle
ostrich
paddywhack
palooka
pants
penguin
pickle-weasel
picklepuss
pie
pipes
pock
pollywog
poop
poppycock
potato
pram
puberty
pudding
pumpernickel
rutabaga
sauerkraut
sausage
scalawag
schnoz
scrod
scuttlebutt
shebang
shenanigans
Shih-tzu
skedaddle
Skeet
shuttlecock
skullduggery
smorgasbord
snigger
snogging
snorkel
sock
sombrero
soup
spangled
spatula
spigot
spleen
spoon
sprattle-beam tapioca
tiddledywinks
titter
tomfoolery
tommyknockers
trump
tubthumper
umbrella
umlaut
vagabond
weasel
wedgy
Weiner schnitzel
whangdoodle
wily
wobble
wysiwyg


-Gary Milner