Just to get the ball really rolling here is a joke:

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honour. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III ". And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 20 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with really big breasts.
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with really big breasts? Why kill a blonde with really big breasts?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says,
"See, smart ass?! I told you no one would give a damn about the 20 million Iraqis!"