Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Big Cash Windfall

Here's some news that you fans outside of Alberta may not have heard. By Christmas, every man woman and child in Alberta will receive $4oo.00 from the Alberta Government. This is because Alberta has made so much extra cash since the price of oil has gone up since hurricane Katrina. You should notice that I didn't say "because"of hurricane Katrina, I just said "since" hurricane Katrina, but that is another story, but you, the reader already knew that, so goodbye.

4 comments:

Jeff Milner said...

Are you sure every "child" gets in on the $400 as well? I don't know at all, but I would be surprised if people under 18 were eligible.

Bob Milner said...

Yah, every man woman and child. Young and old. This means that if you saved this money to subsidize yourself when you fill up your gas guzzler then the price of gas would be way cheaper for us, the oil producing Albertans.

Tracie said...

I hope that includes Albertans not residing in Alberta.

I'm sure it does. If this story is true, that's awesome.

Jackie Hutchinson said...

That's a very nice gift, i wonder if people feel bad about complaining so much? I'm sure Ryker will appreciate it.