Because the pumps at the waterslide were broken. We had been planning a big party there, and I even took a day off work. The waterslide guys kept promising that it would be ready to go the next day, then the next, and the next. Like a pump repairman would just come running to fix it on Christmas Eve.
In any case, we left wanting more which means that we are excited about coming back.
-Gary Milner, AKA Mr. Smooth