My passport arrived in the mail today. They seem to have changed the way they make passports now. Instead of putting an actual photo in them, they scan the photo and print it right in.
I think the old way of having an actual photo was much nicer. The printer they used was calibrated incorrectly, and my face is really red in it. Maybe they were running out of one of the other colours of ink.
In any case my next step is to apply for a holiday visa.
-Gary Milner, Internet Superstar