Tracie has an itchy back every single night. I have to spend the first five minutes of potential sleepy time scratching her back.
Last night she said to me, "If I was rich, I would hire someone to scratch my back." I suggested a homeless kid, you know, to help the community.
Tracie said, "I would receive the scratching, but, I wouldn't be a back scratcher for any amount of money"
I would do it for $50 per hour. Then again there might be a more profitable way of running this business if you charged by the inch, depending on how big the person is. Obviousley you can do simple calculations to figure out area using length times height, but how do you calculate the actual surface area of a person.
I think there must be some way of using volume and density to figure out the surface area of an irregularly shaped object.
-Gary Milner
2 comments:
Scratching a back say's what words cannot.
Scratching a hairy back is true love! Especially if the back belongs to your wife!
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